Apologies to those who have seen this:
Something very strange happened in Stamford Bridge home dressing room 10 years ago.
Richard Keys : "Where do you see yourselves in 10 years time?".
Ken Bates : "I'll have sold up by then to a Russian, who will invest a £1 Billion in the Team and we will be one of the bestin the world, but I'll be with Leeds in Division 3"
RK : "Okay, if you're not going to take this interview seriously".
G Zola : "I'll be a Manager...At West Ham"
STIFLED LAUGHTER
RK : "Look this is a serious interview"
M Hughes : " And I'll be a Manager too"
RK : "Right, Thank you Mark, I knew you would treat this with respect"
M Hughes : "Yes, At The Richest Club In The World..."
RK : "Wow That's ambitious, United, Real Madrid, Bayern Munich?".
M Hughes : "No...Manchester City".
MORE LAUGHTER
RK : "Stop It!"
G Poyet : "I'm going to be an interpreter for a Spanish Manager, I met a fella called Jose in Barcelona, and it seemed like he had a good Job".
STUNNED SILENCE
RK : "I don't know how much more of this nonesense I can take.
D Wise : "I am going to be a Director of Football"
RIOTOUS LAUGHTER
RK : " Right your taking the pish now!"