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Offline Marggie

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« Reply #20 on: May 11, 2012, 07:24:06 AM »
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Originally posted by Jacqui Harvey

My son is now wondering if he can bring over a skean dhuh in his suitcase for his wedding?



If in his suitcase there will be no problem.  I think they are referring to hand luggage.  I too am in the "naughty book" for carrying a luggage scale in my handbag.

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« Reply #21 on: May 11, 2012, 11:10:31 AM »
Jacqui, I had a similar experience to the lady you described. I had a pair of Braun gas tongs in their holder. I put them towards my head and the guy said "use this for sex?". I nearly passed out. He must have thought it was a v'rator! Made more than my hair curl, so it did![:X]

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« Reply #22 on: May 11, 2012, 12:50:36 PM »
I once managed to get into Dalaman with a tupperware box with 1.5kg of homegrown pickled chillies in my hand luggage.Which was fine until I noticed a trail behind me ,a stain ,smell and then passport and tickets covered in the pickling liquid ! I disposed of them in a bin bout was worried in case they though it was my c4 leaking !

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« Reply #23 on: May 11, 2012, 12:54:04 PM »
Jacqui, I had a similar experience to the lady you described. I had a pair of Braun gas tongs in their holder. I put them towards my head and the guy said "use this for sex?". I nearly passed out. He must have thought it was a v'rator! Made more than my hair curl, so it did![:X]

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« Reply #24 on: May 11, 2012, 13:10:31 PM »
Slightly off topic but a surly individual managed to smash a plate that the present Mrs H had received as a birthday present from the cleaning ladies at Letoon. The fellow is extremely lucky to still be with us.

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« Reply #25 on: May 12, 2012, 10:17:39 AM »
:(:(:(

Just to let you know Stan that Brenda was extremely upset at the plate being broken. Much like the kids at Bozalan, the cleaning ladies at Letoon don't have very much and Brenda was vey touched and thought it a lovely gesture that they would buy her something.

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« Reply #26 on: May 12, 2012, 10:47:13 AM »
Sorry H, no offence meant, (My Mrs says I must learn to keep my mouth shut,I've removed post)  :-\
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« Reply #27 on: May 12, 2012, 11:07:57 AM »
We were once asked to open our case as they thought my hairdryer was a gun !!

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« Reply #28 on: May 12, 2012, 13:52:15 PM »
Toky I just can not stop laughing at your post my son is asking me what are you laffing at and I just can't tell him:D

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« Reply #29 on: May 14, 2012, 12:18:41 PM »
I am on the naughty list. Not for the 8 cartons of cigarettes in my case, but for a zippo lighter (empty of fuel) hurriedly thrown into my suitcase at the last minute.




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