well I did warn you..............
laminate flooring throughout the house.
playing any sport or game (eg Trivial Pursuit) just for fun. "It's only a game" - you must be joking - if you're not bothered about winning, why are you playing.
politically correctness
abstinence (lately)
not being jealous of the way Turkish men move - b&*t%*^s
smoking (40 days, 0 hours and 1 minutes - but who's counting)
portions/presentation in so called "fancy "restaurants - first, I'm bloody starving - give my a decent helping of whatever I've ordered -I get so embarrassed sitting there waiting for the rest of it to arrive only to be told by a fellow diner that it has. Second, don't put the pork loin on a bed of baby potatoes - I have to move it off of there to cut it, so why bother. And whilst I remember, don't ask me every five minutes if everything is ok with my meal. If it wasn't I wouldn't be eating it. And PS I wouldn't be complaining either because I'm a wimp.
Oh and guess what - early nights. Sleep peacefully everyone
