My Nigerian friend The Reverend Doctor Barrister Colonel Stanley Mbjono could sort this out for you.
Just email me details of your PayPal account, your mother's maiden name, her birthdate, the name of your favourite restaurant, the name of your first pet, your Verified By Visa password and the combination to your high-security sporran and we'll have the problem fixed in seconds. You'll never have to worry about money ever again.
Your One True Friend On Earth And In The Everafter.
Peace & Love.