A little bit of Chico's broken toes ,
A little bit of Fergie's whiskey nose.
A little bit of Evra crying 'Race' ,
A little bit of Giggsy's pixie face,
A little bit of Vidic seeing red ,
... A little bit of Rooney's baldy head ,
A little bit of Nani taking a dive ,
You can see it all on Channel Five !!