Here's one!
Drunk and aged about 18, I was walking towards a bus-stop with my girlfriend (now my wife). I could hardly put one foot in front of the other. Suddenly all I saw was a hedge, then grass, then nothing. I sat up, totally disorientated and feeling like I had just been beaten-up. I didn't know where I was or how I got there but somehow I was sitting on a small square patch of grass. I could hear my girlfriend's voice but not see her.
I had actually fallen sideways through somebody's hedge and found myself face down in their front garden!
Glen.