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Offline KKOB

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Re: Ban Sweaty Fat Drunks from Calis Bars
« Reply #10 on: September 20, 2013, 14:14:53 PM »
'Specially if you have 'nasty' tattoos.

(If they're 'unsightly' that must mean you can't see them, right? )



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Re: Ban Sweaty Fat Drunks from Calis Bars
« Reply #11 on: September 20, 2013, 15:11:54 PM »
Were will this all end ? The Head Girl has informed me that some of you boys are not taking this seriously enough. Standards are at stake here in Nirvana so please all shape up or I'm afraid a visit to Matron is a real prospect. and ps - to whom it may concern, it's gnarly, just like me !

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Re: Ban Sweaty Fat Drunks from Calis Bars
« Reply #12 on: September 20, 2013, 15:20:23 PM »
I prefer to save my G key for words where it isn't silent.

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Re: Ban Sweaty Fat Drunks from Calis Bars
« Reply #13 on: September 20, 2013, 15:32:26 PM »
I gnu that.

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Re: Ban Sweaty Fat Drunks from Calis Bars
« Reply #14 on: September 20, 2013, 15:57:19 PM »
this has made me laugh so much  :)

keith, you're a KNOB putting things on like this - be careful, cos you'll start certain people off again!   :)

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Re: Ban Sweaty Fat Drunks from Calis Bars
« Reply #15 on: September 20, 2013, 16:21:59 PM »
I should like to alter Keith's original title to this post and suggest that All Fat, Sweaty, Drunk people should be banned from Calis.  I was trying to rule myself out of this, as I'm not fat and rarely sweat, but then realised that wandering home in the early hours from the Guitar bar singing hits from that well known classical opera, otherwise known as "Dirty Dancing", may be I have to ban myself as well!!  ;)

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Re: Ban Sweaty Fat Drunks from Calis Bars
« Reply #16 on: September 20, 2013, 17:27:38 PM »
From Scorcher - "please all shape up".  I am a shape.....round is a shape    ;) ;D

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Re: Ban Sweaty Fat Drunks from Calis Bars
« Reply #17 on: September 20, 2013, 17:50:04 PM »

You may get a few looks eating your dinner topless
and could be painful if I drip gravy down my front

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Re: Ban Sweaty Fat Drunks from Calis Bars
« Reply #18 on: September 20, 2013, 19:12:20 PM »
Does that mean that all the fat sweaty drunks will now drink in Ovacik or Hisaronu? At least I will not be drinking alone. :D

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Re: Ban Sweaty Fat Drunks from Calis Bars
« Reply #19 on: September 20, 2013, 20:25:57 PM »
The fat sweaty drunks can't get up the hill to that paradise called Hisaronu.
So they all converge down in the bay,innit.       ;)




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