The lad himself is back!!

[usedbustickets]

Yes after a magnificent fortnight back in the UK for xmas and the new year with family and friends, Mrs Tickets and I returned to Turkey this evening.  So what has the lad missed in Calis and its surrounds, or indeed in Turkey in general, in the last couple of weeks?

Has Reg made any new proclamations or announcements?

Has Des M given up on Wenger?

Has Colwyn behaved himself and finally off the naughty step

Has H finally found out yet which is the Calis Restaurant of 2015?

Are rumors correct that Nichola has been sent to the naughty step?

Is the press speculation true that two of the CBF celebrities - KKOB and Her Maj - are dating?

Can Badger really believe that West Ham are still flying so high after xmas?

Has Scunner really auctioned off his collection of Mrs Mills LPs?

Is the Lira about to plunge again, and what of Turkish Inflation missing it's target by a country mile?

I seek answers to these questions and indeed any other questions not in my list above, but most importantly what has been happening of late .... and naturally I include into that the Land of Milk and Honey and the Midnight Sun that is Uzumlu  ....

Happy New Year and in Deliahs immortal - or should that be immoral - words Let's be 'aving yer!!

[Highlander]

Has H finally found out yet which is the Calis Restaurant of 2015?

NO - but scunner did.....

Joint winners in Calis - Bella Mamma and Meeting Point and Mozaik Bahce in Fethiye

Highly commended in Calis - Casa de Mamma and Mancero and King's Garden in Fethiye

[kevin3]

 The Directorate of Religious Affairs  ( an unfortunate choice of words ) The Diyanet, has issued a decree banning by law
  engaged couples from holding hands and being left alone. But it's ok to talk to get to know each other.
  I'm not sure how this will impact on your lifestyle UBT but I thought you should be made aware following your return
  from the land of Western decadence. Welcome back.     

[Lotty]

We missed you! Welcome back.....   (Everyone else that means brace yourselves!)   

[KKOB]

Is the press speculation true that two of the CBF celebrities - KKOB and Her Maj - are dating?

Only in the sense that we're both getting older, and that I'm not yet in need of a Labrador and a white stick.

[scorcher]

Remind me what The Terminator says..........

[KKOB]

[badger]

Glad you Tickets had a good Christmas ,not a bad end of year for the Hammers and as usual they havn't come down with the decorations