A woman in a jewellery store farted while bending over looking at a beautiful diamond ring. She looks around embarrassed and see the salesman standing behind her, he says, Good day madam, how may l help you? Hoping maybe he hadn't heard her accident she asks, Sir what's the price for this lovely ring? He answered, Madam if u fart by just looking at it you're going to **** when I tell you the price!
