A man walks into an art gallery
...saunters past a guard and rips a painting off the wall with his bare hands. The guards attempt to stop him as he runs out of the gallery, but he is too quick and acrobatic and evades all of their efforts. Just out the gallery doors, he hops into the back of a white van that begins speeding away with impressive acceleration; he holds the painting tauntingly out of the back of the van to mock the guards who tried to stop him, standing aghast on the gallery's steps. A passerby comments to his friend, "wow, look at that van go!"
"No, you idiot," his friend says, "that's a Rembrandt."
