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A man walks into a bar with a small reptile on his shoulder.
« on: November 20, 2017, 12:28:43 PM »
A man walks into a bar with a small reptile on his shoulder.
He asks for a coke and a mango juice for his pet Tiny.
The bartender asks “Why is he called Tiny?”
And the man replies “Because he’s my newt!”
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