Two men walk into a bar
When they sit down, one of the men says, "Hey bartender! 2 shots! And the ass here is paying for it!" Motioning to the other guy. The bartender looks confused but gets them their shots.
About 10 minutes later, the bartender hears from across the bar, "Hey bartender! 2 MORE shots! And the ass here is paying for it!" The bartender is a little agitated at this point, but still gets them their shots.
After another 10 minutes, he hears the spiel again, "2 shots and the ass here is paying for it!" This time the bartender has had enough. He asks the other guy, "Hey mister, why do you let this guy call you an ass all the time?"
The man replies,"Hee-Haw, Hee-Haw, Hee-Halways calls me that."
