The Pope enjoyed a walk around the Vatican every afternoon.
One afternoon as he is walking in a quiet area, he pulls up his robe and begins to masturbate. Just as he is reaching climax, he hears a click, and turns to see a Japanese tourist snapping pictures. Walking over, the pontiff says "Boy that's a nice camera. Would you consider selling it to me?" The tourist declines, and the pope says, "I'll give you $5,000." Eagerly the tourist accepts the offer and the pope hurries back to St Peters with the camera. A passing cardinal remarks, "Is that one of those new Japanese cameras? What did you pay for it?" "$5,000", blurts out the pope. "Wow!" Says the cardinal. "They must've seen you coming!"
