Travelling to the UK from Dalaman with Onur Air means collecting your tickets at the airport.
Not at the check in desk (in our case Check in no2, to the far left), at "Yabanci Service" (to the far right, as far as possible from Check in desk 2).
A woman sits and is surprised you came. You explain you need to pick up tickets, and she seems completely taken aback, like you are the first person to ask her such a thing.
Eventually, we get there. Tickets are fed through a printer and handed over.
All the way back to check in desk 2. As we wait (again) I read the tickets. Todays flight, correct. The other flight (coming back)? Last tuesday.
We can fly out of Dalaman with no problem, but we must return a week before we leave.
I explain it is impossible and where is the bit that says we can get on our real return flight. Problem yok, no problem, it is ok, but no, it isn't! I have no evidence to prove that we have a flight back to Dalaman at all.
Back to Yabanci Services. The woman appears to vaguely remember me. I explain the whole thing again. "No problem, for you to leave on the flight today I need to put a date for showing your outbound flight on tickets, so I put 7th August, it is no problem what date I write, just a date".
"But THIS is our outbound flight..."
So, 4 new tickets are required. The printer is off limits, four tickets are written, freehand, at a rate of one word per hour
Thank God for McDonalds, where a Big Mac Meal is stunning value at 21 YTL.