sporting insults part 2

[tinkerman]

Tennis

1. 'I may have exaggerated a bit when I said 80% of of the top women tennis players were fat pigs, it's only 75%'

2. 'if he was any more wholesome you could take him for constipation'

3. I feel like a dog trainer who teach dog manners and graces and just when you think dog knows how should act with nice qualities, dog makes big puddle and all is wasted'

[Highlander]

1. the big gadgie with the big serve - for the life of me can't remember his name - might be Dutch or South African - can't remember that either:(
2. Jimmy Coonors about John Lloyd[?]
3. John McEnroe Senior or Patrick McEnroe[?]

[tinkerman]

1. er,no it was Richard kraijeck
2 no it was The Guardian on Tim Henman
3. no (1972) it was Nastasies trainer Tom Tiriac