A husband and wife are checking out of a hotel
Receptionist: "That will be £400, sir"
Husband: "But we only stayed one night! Why is it so expensive???"
Receptionist: "We are a 5 star hotel, sir, with a world class private golf course and one of the finest spas in the country."
Husband: "But we didn't use the golf course, and we didn't go to the spa!"
Receptionist: "I understand, sir, but it was there if you wanted to."
The husband pulls out £100 and hands it to the receptionist.
Receptionist: "excuse me, sir, but you're £300 short"
Husband: "The cost for sleeping with my wife is £300"
Receptionist: "I did not sleep with your wife!!!"
Husband: "I understand, but she was there if you wanted to."