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A husband and wife are checking out of a hotel.
« on: May 02, 2018, 12:57:24 PM »
A husband and wife are checking out of a hotel

Receptionist: "That will be £400, sir"

Husband: "But we only stayed one night! Why is it so expensive???"

Receptionist: "We are a 5 star hotel, sir, with a world class private golf course and one of the finest spas in the country."

Husband: "But we didn't use the golf course, and we didn't go to the spa!"

Receptionist: "I understand, sir, but it was there if you wanted to."

The husband pulls out £100 and hands it to the receptionist.

Receptionist: "excuse me, sir, but you're £300 short"

Husband: "The cost for sleeping with my wife is £300"

Receptionist: "I did not sleep with your wife!!!"

Husband: "I understand, but she was there if you wanted to."




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