HAHAHA Never had a problem with Clare - at half past 4 yesterday you claimed you didn't know her! You don't need to borrow a spade do you lol
Don't worry about scanning your brother's ticket, I am not disputing the existence of a brother, you might even have ten bothers.
You persistently prevent the return of this topic to the light hearted subject you (or your family) hijacked with rudeness. Sorry folks, I will have to lock this one, please feel free to start another.