This Scottish bloke goes on a skiing holiday to Canada and after a hard day on the slopes, he retires to a bar at the bottom of the mountain. After about five or six whiskeys, he looks up and notices a stuffed animal with antlers on the wall...
He asks the barman, "What the f#ck is that?"
The barman says, "It's a moose."
The Scottish chap says, "F#ck me! How big are the cats?"