Aging Aunt Mildred was a 93-year-old woman who was particularly
> > despondent over the recent death of her husband. She decided that she
> > would just kill herself and join him in death.
> >
> > Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly,
> > she took out his old Army pistol and made the decision to
> > shoot herself in the heart, since it was badly broken in the
> > first place.
> >
> > Not wanting to miss the...vital organ and become a vegetable and a
> > burden to someone, she called her doctor's office to inquire as to
> > just exactly where the heart would be on a woman. The doctor said,
> > 'Your heart would be just below your left breast'.
> >
> >
> > Later that night......... Mildred was admitted to the hospital with a
> > gunshot wound to her knee....
