Woman walks in to butcher and asks the butcher, have you hot a pigs head? No he replies its just the way i part my hair.
Woman walks into the butchers , and he says , hello Mrs Jones pound -a-fillet, she replies , a pound you dont.
Bloke walks into the butchers, and asks ,do you keep dripping,No replies the butcher, i shake it.
Bloke walks into the butchers , the butcher say hello sir, i bet you £ 10.00 you cant guess the weight of the meat on that top shelf, the bloke replies nah the steaks are too high.
