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Offline Highlander

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The doberman
« on: January 11, 2014, 10:07:34 AM »
 
An old  Doberman starts chasing rabbits and before long, discovers that he's lost.  Wandering about, he notices a panther heading rapidly in his direction  with the intention of having lunch.

The old Doberman thinks, "Oh,  oh! I'm in deep trouble now!"  Noticing some bones on the ground  close by, he immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back  to the approaching cat. Just as the panther is about to leap, the old  Doberman exclaims loudly,

"Boy, that was one delicious panther! I  wonder, if there are any more around here?"

Hearing this, the young  panther halts his attack in mid-strike, a look of terror comes over him  and he slinks away into the trees.

"Whew!," says the panther, "That  was close! That old Doberman nearly had me!"

Meanwhile, a squirrel  who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree, figures he can  put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the  panther. So, off he goes.

The squirrel soon catches up with the  panther, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the  panther.

The young panther is furious at being made a fool of and  says, "Here, squirrel, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to  that conniving canine!"

Now, the old Doberman sees the panther  coming with the squirrel on his back and thinks, "What am I going to do  now?," but instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his  attackers, pretending he hasn't seen them yet, and just when they get  close enough to hear, the old Doberman says ......

"Where's that  squirrel? I sent him off an hour ago to bring me another  panther!"

Moral of this story...

Don't mess with the old  dogs... Age and skill will always overcome youth and treachery! Bull****  and brilliance only come with age and experience.

Offline echogirl1

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Re: The doberman
« Reply #1 on: January 11, 2014, 10:17:53 AM »
The old uns are the best!! :D

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Re: The doberman
« Reply #2 on: January 11, 2014, 12:08:30 PM »
As Mrs KKOB keeps telling me.  :angel:




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