Unknown facts about Calis

[Menthol]

Rubbing or putting your hand on your belly and saying 'Just eaten, mate, thank you' to the waiter that implores you into his restaurant on the prom, is in fact  WW1 coded messaging to indicate your are a spy.

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Calis dolmus used to be horse drawn and a Calis by-law states that current dolmus must travel at the same speed.

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[Menthol]

When ladies of a certain age holiday in Calis, they turn into beautiful young nymphs, attracting all the local lads.

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This most definitely should be used in the holiday brochures. 

[mary62]

A law was passed that ALL meals should be served with rice and salad.

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[stoop]

It's a well known fact locally that if you enter a beach hut at night you could come face to face with the local bear.

This has been documented in that well known and without doubt the most factual newspaper in the world - The Daily Mirror.

[keng38]

A few years ago, a wealthy paraglider was blown off course from Babadag mountain and landed on Calis beach.
Unfortunately he broke his leg upon landing and as he sat waiting for an ambulance discovered it was the perfect spot for a beachfront restaurant.
Six months later the Sat Club was built.

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[Rimms]

Every single waiter and barman working in Calis and every single boat moored in Fethiye harbour appeared in the James Bond film Skyfall

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[Scunner]

When using the water taxi to return to Calis from Fethiye, the next one leaves in 5 minutes.

Using the equation 5 = 7 to 29.

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[mary62]

Every barman and waiter in Calis are estate agents, and whats more if you do buy the property, they will go with you FREE OF CHARGE to help you buy the furniture.

FACT.

[mary62]

Most of the Turkish men hanging around bus stations, chatting up British female tourists actually own at least one hotel.

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[Scunner]

In Calis, for every 100 people who have never met you but have an opinion of you they heard from someone else, 100 of those opinions will be that you are a git.

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