Unknown facts about Calis

[Scunner]

In Calis, for every 100 people who have never met you but have an opinion of you they heard from someone else, 100 of those opinions will be that you are a git.

FACT

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That one is a fact!!

[sadler]

In Calis, if you buy a designer item you can guarantee it is genuine.


FACT

[mary62]

In Calis, if you buy a designer item you can guarantee it is genuine.


FACT

And that includes all the perfumes, sold out of suitcases on the street.

[hubblebubbles]

On some items the pricing system  does not work on different levels ybanji's really do pay the same price as Turkish people .

[Scunner]

That "special Turkish friend" you brought with you to make sure you don't get ripped off when buying a property would never ask the agent to put £5,000 on top of the price for him.

FACT

[GordonA]

Calis used to have a nice, clean beach,...... probably, maybe , I think !!   But the last dinosaur tore it up !!

[mary62]

A male friend of mine had a Turkish guy kiss him on both cheeks. When he looked in the mirror later, his beard had been stolen. I ALWAYS count my fingers after shaking hands.

FACT

[sadler]

You will be able to believe every single word you hear and your rose coloured specticles will never dull in Calis


FACT

[Highlander]

There is a legal limit to the number of passengers on a dolmus.

[Menthol]

You are right, H. I believe it is 49.