its the way I tell them

[Scott and Lisa]

We have a wave of crime in the local multistory carparks,,,,,,,,,its wrong on so many levels

[usedbustickets]

Another groan....

[mary62]

We have a wave of crime in the local multistory carparks,,,,,,,,,its wrong on so many levels

So is farting in a lift.

I'll get me coat.

[cef]

We have a wave of crime in the local multistory carparks,,,,,,,,,its wrong on so many levels

So is farting in a lift.

I'll get me coat.

Sooo wrong, yet sooo funny   or, I may add 'in any enclosed space'!  Only applies to men of course, ladies don't do that! 

[Neil B]

My wife tells me sex on holiday is a lot better - Not the best post card to receive!

I like holding hands when I go to the cinema - I do get a lot of funny looks though!