A starving asylum seeker is greeted at Dover by a good fairy who grants him 3 wishes. The asylum seeker says i'm hungry. (POW) a huge banquet appears! He then says now I want a nice house. (POW) a big mansion with a swimming pool appears. He then says I want to be British. (POW) everything vanishes! He asks where has everything gone? the fairy says you're British now mate, you're Entitled to nothing.
