There are three married couples, a couple married one year, ten years, and twenty-five years. All three couples are in a bit of a rough patch, and the wives happen to seek counseling from the same counselor.
The counselor suggests each of wives to try spicing up their love life. "Before your husband gets home, surprise him by wearing nothing but a masquerade mask, and see what happens." The wives each decide to try it.
The wife of one year gets ready. Her husband comes home, sees her, and excitedly takes her to the bedroom for the night.
The wife of ten years gets ready. Her husband comes home, sees her, and excitedly takes her to the bedroom for the night.
The wife of twenty-five years gets ready. Her husband comes home, sees her, walks right past her, plops on the couch and yells, "Hey Zorro, Where's my dinner."
