A man's wife accuses him of "testiculating."
"What the hell is 'testiculating?'" the man asks.
Looking both irritated and impatient, his wife responds, "It's when a man is talking removed_by_swear_filter!"
The man considers this for a moment. "Tell me something," he finally says. "Are you on your period?"
"Yes," his wife answers. "Why?"
The man nods. "I thought so. You're ovaryacting."
