Steven Spielberg decides to make an action film featuring classical musicians.
They begin to enlist famous action stars and end up with Sylvester Stallone, Bruce Willis, Jason Statham and Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Stallone says “I've always wanted to play Beethoven."
Willis says, "I'm sure I could play a mean Tchaikovsky."
Statham says, "I've got Rimsky-Korsakov down guys."
Schwarzenegger who has been quiet for all this time thoughtfully says...
"I'll be Bach."
