A blond and a redhead are talking one afternoon.
Redhead - "So how was your weekend?"
Blond - "Not to good my cat got it's tail cut off by the lawn mower."
Redhead - "That's terrible! What did you do about it?"
Blond - "Well I got the cat and it's tail and took it to Asda."
Redhead - "Why wouldnt you take the cat to the vet?"
Blond - "Well I heard that Asda was the larger retailer in the country."
