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General Topics => Jokes => Topic started by: mary62 on February 24, 2018, 19:51:07 PM

Title: Me uncle come out with a cracker
Post by: mary62 on February 24, 2018, 19:51:07 PM

Me uncle come out with a cracker the other day, someone asked him....

“eh Bri, do you know how many men have actually stood on the moon?”

My uncle: “oh I dunno lad, but I know a load of scousers have wiped their arse on the sun”

Title: Re: Me uncle come out with a cracker
Post by: sadler on February 24, 2018, 20:45:13 PM

Lovely to have you back Mary. X  :)

Title: Re: Me uncle come out with a cracker
Post by: Scunner on February 24, 2018, 21:17:08 PM

Agreed - hope you are ok Mary, lovely to see you posting your jokes again  :)

Title: Re: Me uncle come out with a cracker
Post by: marina on February 24, 2018, 21:27:26 PM

Welcome back Mary,  x

Title: Re: Me uncle come out with a cracker
Post by: Stuart T on February 24, 2018, 21:49:45 PM

Huge welcome back Mary!!

Title: Re: Me uncle come out with a cracker
Post by: mary62 on February 25, 2018, 14:15:29 PM

Thanks Guys. It's a tough job, but someone has to do it.  ;)

Thanks to Kev, Stuart, Lee and everyone else who posted jokes in my absence.