Calis Beach and Fethiye Turkey Discussion Forum
General Topics => Jokes => Topic started by: mary62 on March 21, 2018, 11:33:52 AM
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“This man goes to see his rabbi. He says to his rabbi, “Rabbi, I think my wife is poisoning me. I know she’s poisoning me.”
The rabbi says, “Calm down, calm down.”
He says, “No, no, I know! But I don’t know what to do. I need your advice.”
The rabbi says, “Well, give me a chance to talk to her, and then I’ll get back to you.”
About three days later, the rabbi calls the guy, and he says, “I had a long talk with your wife. I talked to her for about three hours.”
He says, “Yes, yes, so what’s your advice?”
“Take the poison.”