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General Topics => Jokes => Topic started by: mary62 on April 27, 2018, 10:47:34 AM

Title: Han Solo is chilling in his room....
Post by: mary62 on April 27, 2018, 10:47:34 AM
Han Solo is chilling in his room when suddenly the light goes out.

He tries to fix the bulb, but after an hour of laborious effort, he gives up.

He heads over to Yoda's place to see if he can help. As Yoda opens the door, he spots a huge machine with flashing lights, beeping in the middle of the room.

"What's this?" he asks Yoda.

"A cloning machine, this is. Your problem solve, it will." exclaims Yoda.

Solo nervously steps into the machine as Yoda cranks it up to max. Smoke fills the room, and as he steps out, five Han Solo clones materialise out of thin air.

"That's incredible!" they all say at the same time and they head back to Han's place, walking together in an eerie unison.

With a combined effort they easily fix the bulb.

Afterwards, he knocks on Yoda's door and thanks him for his help.

"Achieve this solo, you would not", says Yoda, "only many Hans, make light work".