Calis Beach and Fethiye Turkey Discussion Forum

General Topics => Jokes => Topic started by: mary62 on November 10, 2018, 13:45:30 PM

Title: A German tourist.....
Post by: mary62 on November 10, 2018, 13:45:30 PM
A German tourist jumped in the freezing water to save my precious little dog who was drowning.
he climbed out, he handed me the dog and said, “Here is ze dog, keep him warm and he vill be fine.” I said, “Are you a vet?”

 He replied, “Vet?...I’m fu$#ing soaking.”