A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother oneday. He played with his toys in her bedroom while grandmawas dusting. He looked up and said, "Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend?" Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroomand watch it all day long. The TV evangelists keep me company and make me feelso good. The comedies make me laugh. I'm really happy with theTV as my boyfriend." Grandma turned on the TV and the reception wasterrible. She started adjusting the knobs trying to get thepicture in focus. Frustrated, she started hitting the backside of the TVhoping to fix the problem. The little boy heard the doorbell ring so he hurriedto open the door and there stood Grandma's minister. The minister said, "Hello, son, is your grandma home?" The little boy replied, "Yeah, but she's in the bedroom bangin' herboyfriend." The minister fainted.
