A guy was describing to his mates the day his girlfriend was harassed.
A group of lads passing her said ‘Wehee, wish we'd had our condoms in our pockets your georgeous!' she rebuffed them and they said ‘C'mon you know you want it, you know you want it!'
Wistfully the boyfriend said ‘I wish I had been there. Then I could have told them, look lads I've been with this young lady for the last 5 years and I can tell you -
she does not want it!'
