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General Topics => The Debating Chamber => Topic started by: Colwyn on December 17, 2012, 18:57:33 PM

Title: Tesco-style Hospitals
Post by: Colwyn on December 17, 2012, 18:57:33 PM

In the news today - calls for hospitals to be run like Tescos! I suppose this means that notices over people's beds will say "TWO VISITORS OR LESS", giving birth to twins will be encouraged by "HAVE ONE GET ONE FREE", all the land with planning permission for hospitals will be bought up to stop competitors from building there and all small local hospitals will be driven out of the NHS to clear the way for hyperhospitals.

Title: Re: Tesco-style Hospitals
Post by: tinkerman on December 17, 2012, 19:02:12 PM

special offer on hip replacements from Friday til Monday with double Green Shield Stamps

Title: Re: Tesco-style Hospitals
Post by: Colwyn on December 17, 2012, 19:05:05 PM

Green Shield Stamps? Blimey, Mr T you have been out of the UK for a long time.

Title: Re: Tesco-style Hospitals
Post by: tinkerman on December 17, 2012, 19:07:41 PM

Have they stopped them? typical Tesco, bigger than everyone

Title: Tesco-style Hospitals
Post by: Shamless2 on December 17, 2012, 19:18:19 PM

Would we have a loyalty card? Save your points up to put towards hip replacement!

Title: Re: Tesco-style Hospitals
Post by: Highlander on December 17, 2012, 19:21:37 PM

If they were run as successfully as Tesco, I for one won't be rushing to complain.

Title: Re: Tesco-style Hospitals
Post by: tinkerman on December 17, 2012, 19:24:16 PM

 a free car park!

Title: Re: Tesco-style Hospitals
Post by: KKOB on December 17, 2012, 19:28:29 PM

Quote from: Highlander on December 17, 2012, 19:21:37 PM

If they were run as successfully as Tesco, I for one won't be rushing to complain.

Do they accept Fortnum & Mason's cards in Tesco ?

Title: Re: Tesco-style Hospitals
Post by: kevin3 on December 17, 2012, 21:01:17 PM

I'd rather be on a trolley in a corridor than a car park, Would it be called the NHSCO  ?