Corporate Illiteracy

[johntaylor49]

May I express here my willingness to act as Queens' Prosecutor at any subsequent Court's Martial.

23987156 Meldrew V

[Colwyn]

The dock is going to be fairly crowded, but I'm sure we can find a place for you.

[johntaylor49]

Thank you M'Lud!

Once, in a Courtroom, the Defense Barrister was heard to say "at the time of the offence M'Lud my clinet was as drunk as a Judge" To which, the Judge replied leaning forward "I think you will find the phrase is "as drunk as a Lord" to whcih the Barrister replied with a smile "As your Lordship pleases!"

[Colwyn]

Blimey  JT, you actually got an apostrophe right. Not too keen on the double inverted commas within double inverted commas though. Perhaps I am being too harsh.

[Highlander]

my clinet was as drunk as a Judge

Very good johntaylor49

[KKOB]

Oh, I thought clinet was an anagram of lectin ?  

[johntaylor49]

Alwys loved a touch of subtle humour   

[Colwyn]

a?

[scorcher]

C minus.