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Offline Scunner

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Re: Eggs
« Reply #10 on: August 21, 2013, 23:11:30 PM »
Did you hear the one about the chicken who was born with a biro for a penis

He spent all day inkubating

Tenner please
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Offline Scott and Lisa

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« Reply #11 on: August 21, 2013, 23:19:03 PM »
speaking of donating money, how about a sweepstake highlander?
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« Reply #12 on: August 21, 2013, 23:19:14 PM »
What do you call a city of 20 million eggs?

 New Yolk City
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Re: Eggs
« Reply #13 on: August 21, 2013, 23:20:39 PM »
That's close to the tenner Rimms :(
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Re: Eggs
« Reply #14 on: August 21, 2013, 23:23:03 PM »
what day do eggs hate most.......Fry day

ithankyou...my work here is done
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Re: Eggs
« Reply #15 on: August 21, 2013, 23:26:11 PM »
Quote from: Scott and Lisa on August 21, 2013, 23:19:03 PM
speaking of donating money, how about a sweepstake highlander?

A splendid idea scott and lisa. But we do have our leader raising money at the moment so let's concentrate our efforts on supporting him.

I do have an idea waiting in the wings and I will be badgering you for your hard earned cash after scunner's month is over .
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Re: Eggs
« Reply #16 on: August 21, 2013, 23:27:21 PM »
whats Scunner up to then?
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Re: Eggs
« Reply #17 on: August 21, 2013, 23:28:16 PM »
Yes, and you are not to late to sponsor me in my task which is to raise money for the kids of Turkey...
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Re: Eggs
« Reply #18 on: August 21, 2013, 23:28:53 PM »
or are you eggspecting it to take a month for the original joke !
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Re: Eggs
« Reply #19 on: August 21, 2013, 23:31:20 PM »
post a link, i will have a look
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