Don't try this !!!!!!

[Kevin Sowten]

Being the luggage donkey, I was heading towards the long airbridge down escalator at Gatwick
dragging two hand baggage size suitcases. Bear in mind that I am 'slightly' overweight and 'wider' than average.
I stepped onto the escalator but the suitcase on my right got caught on the stationary handrail dragging me
backwards onto my bum and eventually let go !!!! (You get up remarkably quickly on such occassions  )
Angela said I had had too many beers (NOT TRUE !!!) but very embarassing 

[Menthol]

These sort of incidents are exactly why CCTV was invented.

It'll probably show up on youtube in the next 6 months in one of those 'Best of Idiot FAILs' compilations.

[tuzlachap]

Being a biggish bloke myself I know very well that whatever "minor" accidents befall the average person, for us of larger bodies, things well, always seem to be more effort and a simple accident becomes fodder for Youtubers!!

(Can't wait to see yours Kevvers)  :
TC