Noisey Donkey

[OBA]

"Turkey" a great holiday fab beaches stayed in remote villa  on the kisabelle road from uzumulu would recommend this to everyone except the        roar coming down the valley from a bloody donkey day and night someone  
said donkey burgers taste good ? let me know. This donkey ruined my holiday.

[mr efes]

oba im sorry to hear this donkey caused u so much grief,if its any concellation this bloody donkey drives me mad too,apparantly according to a local at the winebar the person who stole the donkey,keeps it on his neighbours porch tied up whilst hes in england,hope this experience doesnt put u off oba ,if i have a donkey roast will invite u  

[scorcher]

Donkeys? Lovely animals.In fact most of betting has been on donkeys....... !

[mr efes]

better when their in between 2 slices of bread......

[Rindaloo]

Stole the donkey?

[mr efes]

rinders can only say according to speculation the donkey in question was taken without owners consent,it seems in the last few months watching cbf that people can be very quick to hang others,I can only relay a conversation im afraid, again overheard in the winebar,perhaps the new owners of the donkey can verify where it actually came from before they muzzle it......

[alec]

Donkey burgers?  Nah, too tough.  Sausages!
They say that if you keep chickens in a place with a low ceiling, the cocks can't crow because they knock their heads when they stretch up.  I wonder if there's a similar solution for donkeys?  As to stealing a donkey, who'd bother?

[geordieboy]

Whats the problem?,I believe someone told me there was a donkey sanctuary in Uzumlu,its probably escaped from there.

[chris tippett]

It's not the animals here you've got to watch out for - it's the humans!

[Familyguy]

We were at the villa last week and my son raised a good point-he said that the donkey made a noise just like the sandpeople from Star Wars-I wonder if this is where Lucas films got the sample from. Anywho, if they did then the donkey must stay and make lots of noise...