On returning to England last week, I noticed that 2 cafe/bars on the upper floor at Dalaman airport had closed. I then looked at the other side of the hall and noticed a very healthy queue of very unhealthy people at Mcdonalds. It was then I had my flash of inspiration, why not open a Mcdonalds in Uzumlu. Imagine that, all those baldy heads, football shirts, nylon shorts, tatoos, body piercings,beerbellies and unruly kids all flocking to the village to get their sweaty fat mits on their fave junk food.
Everyone would benefit, dolmus's would be full, bar owners would be coining it in, local trdesman would be over whelmed, fixing the damage done by the unruly kids, council workers would have to work loads of overtime picking up the dicscarded wrappers and cups, see everyones a winner.
I will have to start a petition when I come back in Sept and present it to the Muhtar, we could have a Mcdonalds by the end of the year, wow I'm getting excited now.
If you go down the main road to the statue then turn right, there are a couple of empty buildings there on the left that would make a good Mcdonalds.
On reflection they are about 200yds from main rd, far to far for the average Mcdonldite to walk. How about the winehouse that would make a great MMM Mcdonalds.
The quiz could still be held there with 2Mcnuggets and a spicy wing as the last prize and a triple whopper with cheese and chips as the main prize.
I am surprised no one has thought of this venture before, I will be in the market square with my petition during Sept, please come and sign it.
Look forward to seeing you all in sept,
