Who said the following sporting insults?
Golf
1. 'I don't know I've never played there', in response to being asked his opinion on Tiger Woods
2. 'The only thing that scares me is the American dress sense' before the Ryder cup 1993
3. 'He has a face like a warthog that has swallowed a wasp'
4. I would like to thank the press from the heart of my bottom'
5. Gerald Ford is the most dangerous driver since Ben Hur and has made golf a contact sport, there are 42 golf clubs in Palm Springs area and its not difficult to find Gerald, just follow the wounded'
6.I would like to deny all allegations by Bob Hope, that during my last game I hit a birdie, an eagle,.. an elk and a moose'
7. Whenever I play with him, I try to make it a foursome - Ford,me, a paramedic, and a faith healer'
