Not strictly "nothing to do with Turkey" but ...
Today is UN International Day of Happiness. So, go on, don't just sit there - be happy! I await CBF members retired to Turkey chipping in with "Every day in Turkey is Happy Day" and thus inducing envy and grumpiness in the rest of the CBF population. It won't worry me, as I will walk along the river over to my local pub and buy myself a Happy Pint (or perhaps two) and my only concern will be which of the six excellent ales on offer I shall patronize today. Cheers! Be happy! (Wonder if they'll make me one of those world-travelling UN ambassadors?)