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General Topics => Jokes => Topic started by: mary62 on September 20, 2018, 11:14:21 AM

Title: A penguin goes into a pub...
Post by: mary62 on September 20, 2018, 11:14:21 AM
A penguin goes into a pub...
At the bar, the peanuts say: "Nice tie Mr!"
 In the toilets, the condom machine says: "You look stupid in that tie"
 So he complains to the barman.
 The barman says: "the peanuts are complimentary but the condom machine is out of order"