I have four little ferrets
as cute as they can be
I put them down my trouser leg
and chance they don't bite me
I race them inside drain pipes
to make myself some cash
so when we come to Turkey we sure will make a splash
In the Calis forum
a new forum will appear
written by Chutney Ferret it sounds a little queer
Chutneys pals are Bimble
also Dude and Ted
a gender problem we don't have
when sleeping in our bed
So please do come and see us
in Uzumlu zoo
at the old pine villa
owned by folks called Roue.