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Scunner · « **Reply #20 on:** February 23, 2009, 13:34:14 PM »

Worse than that mate, Thomas Cook

june · « **Reply #21 on:** February 23, 2009, 15:47:55 PM »

Well god knows life must be so damn boring for you now Keith, being in Bonny Scotland having been thrown out for all the wrong doing you did in Calis!!

You will have get yourself in papers up there, you can only keep all the illegal trading you are doing now a secret for so long you know...and then where do you go from there...you can't go back to Calis can you!!!!!

June

heather07 · « **Reply #22 on:** February 23, 2009, 18:26:18 PM »

Scunner -were you in Tesco today around 1pm?

loz · « **Reply #23 on:** February 23, 2009, 18:30:47 PM »

yes he was but was kicked out!:

Scunner · « **Reply #24 on:** February 23, 2009, 19:10:05 PM »

I was buying all the chocolate oranges and boxes of All Gold

I was arrested under the Prevention of Terrysism Act

Not today Heather, must have been another handsome fellow.

sugarybaba · « **Reply #25 on:** February 23, 2009, 19:13:02 PM »

Well every little helps ! - sorry Keith couldn't resist that one

heather07 · « **Reply #26 on:** February 23, 2009, 19:16:50 PM »

Scunner look alike spotted in Tesco's!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am no good at this rumour stuff:(

Colwyn · « **Reply #27 on:** February 23, 2009, 19:51:19 PM »

quote:
Originally posted by Scunner

Not today Heather, must have been another handsome fellow.

Keith Wood, the outstanding baldy potato-head hooker for Ireland and the Lions over many years was commenting on an Ireland v. Somebody-Else match on BBC last year. For Ireland that day there was, as hooker, another baldy potato-head. Keith's fellow commentator said "He kind of reminds me of another Irish hooker". Keith instantly replied "Well he must certainly be one of the most handsome players ever to turnout for Ireland, that's for sure."

Scunner · « **Reply #28 on:** February 23, 2009, 20:09:39 PM »

quote:
Originally posted by Scunner, 5th December 2008

I'm also posting to preempt the rumours that our every turn has generated (I've been deported 5 times that I've heard of ) - so, as I look forward very much to hearing the soap opera as a viewer rather than a character, I thought I could be useful by offering a list of possible reasons for going, take your pick:

1. I was bankrupt and had to leave.

2. I upset the wrong people and had to go.

3. I was deported for selling illegal properties

4. I owed all the bars huge bills, and I couldn't pay.

5. I was the subject of an alien abduction in Scarlett Bar

6. I am Lord Lucan

7. The mafia are after us

Good luck with that.

You have to admit, I know Calis

laffa · « **Reply #29 on:** February 24, 2009, 15:07:33 PM »

Your slipping Keith, only 7 reasons,

Tinx who was the little dickie bird,? sounds more like an old crow,:P

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