Normally I would not pay much attention to a comment by Maureen, but look at this comment on Squarez from the Speckled One himself.
"It is not a tackle. Suarez lost the duel with Azpilicueta, who has the ball and is leaving the box," said Mourinho. "Now he is doing an acrobatic swimming pool jump to try to get a penalty."
Couldn't have described Squarez diving style any more artistically myself. Me and Maureen against the world then??