I've washed my hands so much I've uncovered a nightclub stamp from 25 years ago.
Never in my life would i have believed that my hands would consume more alcohol than my mouth
I'm not sure which is more nerve wracking: taking my temperature, or weighing myself
If you get an email with the subject Knock Knock, don't open it. It's from a Jehovah's Witness working from home
Home schooling isn't going so well: two students suspended for fighting and one teacher fired for drinking on the job
