Calis Beach and Fethiye Turkey Discussion Forum
General Topics => Jokes => Topic started by: mary62 on June 19, 2018, 10:06:32 AM
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This Scottish bloke goes on a skiing holiday to Canada and after a hard day on the slopes, he retires to a bar at the bottom of the mountain. After about five or six whiskeys, he looks up and notices a stuffed animal with antlers on the wall...
He asks the barman, "What the f#ck is that?"
The barman says, "It's a moose."
The Scottish chap says, "F#ck me! How big are the cats?"