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General Topics => Computer Problems & Questions, Virus/Scam Warnings => Topic started by: lance on December 26, 2009, 09:28:56 AM

Title: problems
Post by: lance on December 26, 2009, 09:28:56 AM: Hi two problems after a few mins every now and then the screen goes blank then the login box comes up have to put password back in .
Also while on line but not using it the screen goes blank and my pictures all start coming up cheers, [^]
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Post by: Diverbaz 1 on December 26, 2009, 09:30:30 AM: The second problem will be the screen saver[:o)]
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Post by: KKOB on December 26, 2009, 09:33:38 AM: It'll all be fine if you just remove the big nut on the keyboard. ;)
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Post by: tinkerman on December 26, 2009, 09:41:53 AM: Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning
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Post by: dreamon on December 26, 2009, 12:34:40 PM: KKOB + Tinkerman, brilliant replies ;)

Lance.
Computer know how :-
Smash forehead on keyboard to continue. :)
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Post by: KKOB on December 26, 2009, 13:04:12 PM: (http://www.terrencemiao.com/funny/2005-09/gifjzJDr6BuQQ.gif)Hold down the ctrl key and press the fi key 10 times:D 8):D
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Post by: lance on December 26, 2009, 18:47:01 PM: Pity none of you numb nuts know the answer,what about dreamon seems to have plenty to say but aint very bright mind you your kissing the right a...s[:(!]
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Post by: Steve (redding43) on December 26, 2009, 20:36:08 PM: As has been said, looks like it is all linked to your screensaver settings.

Right click on the mouse on the desktop and check your settings
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Post by: Scunner on December 26, 2009, 20:57:35 PM: I've got an electrical problem in my house. Whenever I turn the lights off it all goes dark. Any ideas?
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Post by: Scunner on December 26, 2009, 21:51:04 PM: Oh, and another one. When you pause live TV, do you still have to breathe?
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Post by: friar tuck on December 26, 2009, 22:26:33 PM: quote:
Originally posted by Scunner

Oh, and another one. When you pause live TV, do you still have to breathe?

Only if you want to watch the end of whatever you paused,
Title: problems
Post by: friar tuck on December 26, 2009, 22:28:34 PM: quote:
Originally posted by Scunner

I've got an electrical problem in my house. Whenever I turn the lights off it all goes dark. Any ideas?

Now thats strange because when I switch on my lights it goes ... well light, do you think I should this checked ?
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Post by: Rindaloo on December 26, 2009, 22:47:08 PM: This has got to be the best one yet!!!!
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Post by: Scunner on December 26, 2009, 22:49:17 PM: So much competition, I could never be so brave as to make a claim like that
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Post by: Eric on December 26, 2009, 22:59:05 PM: When we have a power cut we have no lights at all :(. Am I doing something wrong? Any advice would be welcome.: :)
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Post by: Rindaloo on December 26, 2009, 23:03:47 PM: quote:
Originally posted by Scunner

So much competition, I could never be so brave as to make a claim like that

I meant this topic has tickled me the most out of all Lance's offerings. Pure genius, maybe..... ;)
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Post by: Scunner on December 26, 2009, 23:04:14 PM: I've watched Coronation Street for 30 years and am yet to see a monarch crowned. Should I move to Sky?
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Post by: Scunner on December 26, 2009, 23:08:24 PM: quote:
Originally posted by Rindaloo

Pure genius, maybe...

Do you know, I've thought into that quite deeply in recent times.
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Post by: dreamon on December 26, 2009, 23:47:41 PM: It a well known fact, there is a very fine line between genius and insanity : :)
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Post by: Rindaloo on December 26, 2009, 23:50:05 PM: I have found Pelican Crossings and Zebra Crossings a big let down.
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Post by: Scunner on December 26, 2009, 23:56:28 PM: I've never seen either use one
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Post by: Rindaloo on December 26, 2009, 23:57:40 PM: Exactly. I blame a lack of education.
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Post by: Scunner on December 26, 2009, 23:57:46 PM: Erm

I've never seen one use either
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Post by: tinkerman on December 27, 2009, 06:17:18 AM: I was in the park and I was wondering why that frisbee got bigger the closer it got to you, then it hit me.